How To: Keep Your Houseplants Alive (Without a Human Sacrifice) – ‘Storyhouse’

Little Shop of Horrors at Storyhouse, Chester, 2019

‘Are you having trouble keeping your house plants happy? Are they giving you nothing but heartache and hurt? Lift up your head and wash off your mascara. Here, take my Kleenex. There’s no need to cry. It can be HARD keeping plants alive. They can look like they’re happy and healthy one day and the next, they’re withering and dying while they curse you for treating them poorly. The truth is, even if your plant isn’t asking you for a human sacrifice as food, raising plants can be difficult.’

 

Jon Paul Robert’s new article ‘How To: Keep Your Houseplants Alive (Without a Human Sacrifice)’ is availble via Storyhouse

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